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Bob's time flies is great, though it does recall the old:
Time flies like an arrow, but fruitflies like a banana.

Here are a few of mine:
1. A house divided is called semidetached.
2. A journey of a thousand miles is best undertaken by airplane.
3. A little knowledge can be dangerous; a lot of ignorance is even worse.
4. A picture is worthless to a blind man.
5. A rising tide will flood lowlying areas.
6. All work and no play probably means the theater is bankrupt.
7. If you can't stand the heat, you might consider air-conditioning.
8. An ill wind blows after eating spoiled food.
9. There's a sucker born every time a lamprey hatches.
10. You catch more flies with flypaper than with insect repellant.
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