[Jerome Betts]

SM My produce, easy on the eye,
Is uniform and cheap to buy

MS It’s boring, not like on a stall
Odd shapes displayed with warts and all.

SM I offer comfort choice and speed
To those with busy lives to lead.

MS With me, you get a chance to chat
Your system isn’t up to that.

SM I’m clean and cool, at any rate,
You’re none of these, you’re out of date.

MS Poor screwed suppliers under strain
Support the profits of your chain.

SM Mock all you like, you scruffy titch,
The world looks kindly on the rich.

MS I’m small but honest, or, at least,
More so than some, you bloated beast!