In the interest of bi-partisanship:
Oh Gee! Oh Me! I've made it to the top!
(I saved my special kiss for Camera Two.)
It's true: they need me. (May they never stop!)
So, here am I, all dewy in the loo.
I'll win! I'll shine! With fair unblemished skin
I'll slice our taxes like a bearded Jew.
I'll crack Barack (since I've never known a sin)
Just see my teeth--that's all you have to do.
I procreated like a crazy man
and now my sons--they chatter like me too.
After a Romney quarter century span
The Times can kiss the backside of a gnu.
Now if I can just unlock this thing...
I'll bet the lock's Chinese, some sneaky Woo.
They're sabotaging me! I'm George, The King!
I won't get down and crawl through common poo!
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