And here's Michael Gove. Note to furriners. He is just as I describe.
I'm Gove
I'm Gove and I'm bright as a button.
I'm Gove and I'm Scotch as the drink.
With a swing of my kilt I can prove to the hilt
Whatever I want you to think.
I'm Gove and I'm loud as the thunder.
I'm Gove and a cabinet star.
Though some say that Gove is a rum sort of cove,
I'm the fellow who wins the cigar.
I'm Gove and I'm right as a trivet.
I'm Gove and I go with the flow.
I'm abreast with what's what, I'm one hell of a swot
And there' s nothing at all I don't know.
I'm Gove and I'm happy as Larry.
I'm Gove and I'm clever as clever.
Why, my pants are so smarty, the whole Tory Party
Will make me their leader for ever.
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