Michael Gove
My poem is too new to be a classic,
Though its author is a male, white and rich,
But if I appoint some right wing geriatrics
It should make the syllabus without a hitch.
My poem is traditional, if modern,
Containing Latin tags and thees and thous
And all the other guff that's been forgotten
In a bid to make poems relevant to now.
My poem will just suit a chap at Eton,
He'll get the references or crib them from a chum.
It'll leave the comprehensive oiks well beaten
So let Gove become a classic, bang the drum!
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