I don't usually do this (John knows why), but since this feels more like a Washington Post event, here's what I came up with while driving back from London to Paris (it's a long trip):
“The Blair Itch Project” - one man’s irresistible craving to go to war
“True Git” - George W. Bush stars as the world’s stupidest sherriff
“The Philadelphia Tory” - David Cameron is attacked by a maniac armed with cream cheese
“Sow White” - the heartbreaking story of an albino pig
“The Lad and the Tramp” - paedophilia among the down-and-outs
“Lice in Wonderland” - the human head as seen by parasites
“The Laykillers” - their mission is to wipe out everyone who is not in holy orders
“Honey, I shrunk the Ids” - a story of Freudian self-help
“Apocalypse Ow!” - yes, the end of the world will be rather painful
“How green was my Alley” - the hero solves the problem with weedkiller
“Where Angels fear to read” - young girls trapped in a pornographic bookshop
“The Hour of the Wol” - he’s delighted when Piglet finds his missing house
“The Rapes of Wrath” - a tale of angry sexual offenders
“While the City seeps” - an everyday story of sewer maintenance men
“I was a male war ride” - homosexual prostitution in the armed forces
“Kind Hearts and Cornets” - their business went bust because they gave all their ice-cream free to penniless kids
“A Bride too far” - the story of a serial bigamist
“The Bidman of Alcatraz” - a moving account of an obsessive bridge-player in prison
“Rear Widow” - she looks pretty good from the front, too
“Ringing up Baby” - the tragedy of a father who cannot understand why his six-month-old daughter never answers the phone
“The Da Vinci Cod” - a fishy piece of codswallop
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