John, I have no intention of helping them. To do so, I would need:
1. To have read the New Statesman article
2. To read anything in the New Statesman (as Chris said) apart from the competition page
3. To be interested in politics
4. To be interested in Labour politics
5. To know the slightest thing about the nonentity Miliband
6. To have the slightest interest in defining 'Milibandism'
7. To think that there is the slightest amusement to be extracted from the subject
8. To give a gnat's fart for the whole thing.
(Sorry, Adrian - I find it far too specific and far too political. It's a straitjacket competition - all the entries will inevitably be very similar. Not much room for fantasy or humour.)
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