[Duncan Gillies MacLaurin]

I held off posting these until after the deadline:

On Writing

The Art of Noting – The budding writer’s bible.

Noting is Cool – A manifesto for writing.

Sweet Noting – The pleasures of writing.

Nothing Is More Beautiful Than Noting – The sequel.

Without You I’m Noting – A divorcee finds time for creativity.

Noting Without You – The sequel.

Noting But the Truth – Objective journalism in practice.

Notes on a Sandal – An undercover investigative journalist resorts to an unlikely method of gathering his material.

Noting Hill – The experiences of a writers’ collective in the middle of London.

Much Ado About Noting – The sequel.

Book of Words – Writing for dummies.

Therapeutic Ink – The solace of writing.

Broken Pen – A writer in trouble.

Ink Panic – The writer faces new woes.

The Prince and the Paper –The final part of an enthralling trilogy.


On Eating

I Ate You – A cannibal reminisces on his misdeed.

I Fucking Ate You – The uncut version of I Ate You.

I Ate Women – The diary of a reformed cannibal.

She Ate Me – The sequel.

I Ate My Teenage Daughter – Upping the ante in the latest spate of cannibal movies, this one does the trick.

I Ate – The story of a man who would never accept a dinner invitation.

Ate Lunch – The diary of a nobody.

Ate for Dinner – The sequel.

Ate Extra – The adventures of a nobody.

Always Ate – The confessions of a glutton.

After the Food – A former glutton adapts to a new life.

Man Without a Vice – The trials of a life without gluttony.

Duncan