Hmmmph
I feel a bit guilty! I hadn't expected the long summaries when I suggested the competition to the NS. Here were mine:
There's One Born Very Minute: Danny De Vito stars as the midget in a
maternity ward drama
The Silence of The Labs: a serial killer fails Chemistry GCSE
Goodbye Mr Hips: a house inspector goes on a crash diet and loses his
job
Of Ice And Men: romcom in igloo
A Hump at Oxford: Quasimodo gets a degree and has a one night stand
Platoo: a yodelling philosopher has to lead some troops out of a logical
impasse
Plp Fiction: carnage as the Labour Party comes to blows over its
Manifesto promises
Gags of New York: stand-up comedians slug it out in The Big Apple
There Will Be Bloo: disaster looms unless supplies of a lavatory cleaner arrive to clean out overflowing city sewers
I think there were enough good gags on Eratosphere to fill a book. Hmmm - just thinking aloud!
Bill
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