Wordsworth is an obvious banker. Perhaps Tennyson may be another.
I am Sir Galahad, a knight
Renowned in song and story.
I do a thing and do it right.
I do it con amore.
God is my shield and I possess
Astounding magic powers.
I succour maidens in distress
For hours and hours and hours.
How sweet the looks these ladies bend
On me. They melt like butter.
I fight the battle to the end.
I never shrink or splutter.
I parry, thrust and come again,
Insatiate as Niagara.
My strength is as the strength of ten.
I don't need no Viagra.
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