Well, the competition does say "your own racy retelling". It's not clear whether they're looking for strict parody, in which case "bonking" would be out, or a sexed-up style as well as storyline.
Probably safer, though, to assume the former.
How about something like "disporting herself as wildly and as merrily as her delicate frame would allow"?
Last edited by Brian Allgar; 08-20-2012 at 11:27 AM.
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