It'll certainly stand out from the crowd, John. Not sure about the following as possibly already pre-emptively kneed in the Prince Harrys by Bazza.
The lettuces are limp green baize,
The tongue a leathery disaster;
The pies have seen far better days,
The ham resembles sticking-plaster;
The chicken's perfect cotton-wool,
The cheese is culturing a spore -
No thanks, I feel a little full . . .
Is there a doctor on the moor?
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