Speccie phobias
My effort, heartfelt if nothing else...
The non-Nordic nymph at IKEA
Sensed my flat-pack assembling fear.
‘Now yer knows if it isn’t quite working out right
Call Samaritans noombah tonight’
It’s their (no bloody)helpline she meant
Which one phones when the allen key’s bent
And four holes don’t align through five pieces of pine
As shown here on this Escher design.
All conspiracy theories aside,
I’m convinced for a laugh(!) the Swedes (?) hide
At least one mutant screw which might look like it’s true
‘Til it’s turned and you turn the air blue.
Group therapy tried, did not fit.
Must have caught that from using their kit.
“Complete” the doc said ‘You have made your own bed’...”
Quoth I “Kip in the cardboard instead”
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