John - I mean our 'new' John (Samson),
Welcome to Eratosphere - and especially to D & A. Apologies for the oversight in not giving you a welcome when you first posted on the Oldie thread.
I can relate to your Ikea phobia! I can't understand their instruction diagrams with the little men on, which are meant to be self-explanatory
I was also up in your beautiful city recently, for part of the Edinburgh Festival.
Jayne