Oh come, Jayne:
Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
British Push Bottles Up German Rear
Feather In Tunnel Talks (you have to know that the leader of the TUC was Vic Feather)
And this one (fictional alas). A resident at a Mental Hospital escaped through the laundry, after sexually assaulting one of the workers. Which gives us of course:
Nut Screws Washer and Bolts
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