(I think this one should be dedicated to Chris O'Carroll, for reasons that he will understand)
They say I said some things, I don’t remember,
But if I said them, well, I guess I’m sorry,
And if I didn’t, there’s no need to worry -
They’ll all have been forgotten come November.
Maybe I spoke of bees within my bonnet?
That ‘forty-seven percent’ still rings a bell.
I may have talked of something else as well,
Although I can’t quite put my finger on it.
They say I said some other things I shouldn’t,
But let’s be fair, it’s several days ago.
I’d happily apologize, you know,
If I could just remember, which I couldn’t.
But I’ll be fine when shove ... err ... comes to push,
And you elect me to the gravy-train,
For presidents don’t really need a brain -
Just look at Ronald Reagan, or at Bush.
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