Bill Clinton to his wife, Hillary Clinton
I'm down here on my knees, I'm begging, baby, please.
I'll never ever find another girl like you.
We lie so well together, in good or stormy weather,
We lie so well we don't what is true.
Please drop the private cop you hired to make me stop.
He creeps me out: He ogles when I pee.
I'm begging baby, quit, I'll drop the horn dog bit,
I'll be as true as any stud can be.
And don't buy the latest lie. (Lord, it makes me want to cry!)
I've never met a blond in Motel Six.
You know I like the Marriot, some place where the sheets are hot.
(And there's no such place as Willie's Motel Styx!)
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