I'm sorry that my dog destroyed your parka
When you innocently laid it on the bed.
He just can't get enough
Of the flying down and fluff.
He looks just like a snowman that can shed.
I'm sorry that my dog destroyed your parka.
I've told him that he ought to feel ashamed.
Still, it WAS a lot of fun --
Just a parka hit-and-run -
And it's hard to make him think he should be blamed.
I'm sorry that my dog destroyed your parka.
I've spoken to him sternly of my views.
He was guilty, and as such
He regrets it very much,
And feels awful about peeing on your shoes.
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