Cherchez la femme,
John! Shame on you.
Actually, even in cases where the guns are locked up, other household members usually know where the key is.
It's the outside perpetrators who are being guarded against.
Derek, no sweat. You are a new member. And welcome to the Sphere. It's a friendly place, this thread notwithstanding!!
Your comment was a wise one. I'd be happy to see it reappear. It's only own poems that are frowned on.