Massachusetts v. William Kennedy Smith
William K. Smith, accused of rape
had a slick excuse.
"Patty had a choice" he said,
"and shouldn't cry abuse."
"I told Pat that I wanted her
but she just shrieked and moaned.
'Instead,' I said, 'my Uncle Ted
could try to drive you home.'"
(More proof that I shouldn't try to do light verse!)
Julie
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