Dead Cat
A little boy arrived in school and said;
“I saw a dead cat on the road today”
“And tell us how you knew the cat was dead”
Little Tommy heard the teacher say.
“I went real close and pissed into its ear”
The little boy replied to her chagrin.
“Such language I don’t ever want to hear
within these walls-- you know it is a sin“
“O no” the boy replied as she reproved;
“I 'psst' into its ear-- it never moved!”
Jim
[This message has been edited by Jim Hayes (edited January 28, 2004).]
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