Fat is Good
Let’s hear it for fat people
(Though fools call us obese),
We’re checks, braces and hat people,
So let’s hear it for fat people,
The bums, bellies and splat people,
All chip-butties and grease;
Let’s raise glasses to fat people,
And scorn diet police.
We’re sit-down-for-a-chat people
We're swans slandered as geese,
We’re more-helpings-than-that people,
Who sit down for a chat, people
Who drink wine by the vat people
Who praise God for increase,
We're fat-cat-on-the-mat people
With two dinners apiece.
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