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Originally Posted by John Whitworth
Come on Jerome. More of that. What rhymes with buggery?
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From pre-pubescent thuggery
And adolescent buggery,
Political skulduggery
Duly awakes.
Though others may be brainier,
Those Old Etonian crania,
Filled with elitist mania,
Have what it takes
To govern all us lesser mortals.
Every young Etonian chortles
Entering those hallowed portals -
It’s just the ticket.
What matter if their brains are soggy,
Dumber than the dumbest doggy,
Thoughts confused, and ideas foggy?
Life’s not cricket.