I haven't attempted this one yet, so I thought I'd read through the thread again, after a long interval, to see what all you chaps have come up with.
Oh my!! You know what? I think I'll go and rearrange all my pencils in order of sharpness instead; I'd be more gainfully employed doing that than attempting to match your marvellous efforts!
Brian's (post #6), with the vegetable cast list in alphabetical order (you're a marvel, Brian), has to be a winner, and likewise Doug's and John's, I reckon.
Good luck to the others too, but to my mind there's only one more prize left - and Nicholas Holbrook will probably nail that one
Jayne