Any chick who wants this monster's heart
will have to pledge to take old Grendel's part
and help me tidy up the cave a bit
and I don't mind a tad of woman wit;
but let's not get too uppity or sassy
(here's the tibia of the last such lassie).
Now don't go getting old Grendel wrong.
I'm liberated, good at Donkey Kong.
It's just think the wifey needs a solid back
To carry home the chow, Geats in a sack.
It wouldn't hurt if she could launch a spear.
and work up for our table a ten point deer.
and the hot sexy stuff that treats me right:
a belch and legs like rock to pass the night.
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