Oh, that's brilliant, George! It echoes my sentiments exactly. Watch Eastenders? I would sooner take out my own appendix with a spoon!
Here's my last-minute entry: I must point out that not a single word of it is true!
Come, friendly bombs, and fall on he
who chose a life of misery,
not for himself, of course, for ME!
His lawful spouse.
At first he seemed the perfect mate
but I did not have long to wait
for love to die. I came to hate
the awful louse.
But he’s in for a mighty shock –
I’ve pulled the plug; no more wedlock
for me. Ha! How his friends will mock.
His wife’s turned gay.
So, hit him with another shell
and send him to his private hell.
I love her, she loves me as well,
OK? Oh, Kay!
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