Another competition in bloody prose. What with that one in the Oldie, I shall be reduced to writing great poetry instead of funny verses. What a fate. The new Ted Hughes (sigh).
No. 2786: voyagers
It’s that time of year when the mind turns to holiday-planning. You are invited to submit a feature for a travel supplement as it might have been written by a well-known novelist, living or dead (150 words maximum and please specify). Please email entries, wherever possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 20 February.