When my iPad is whimpering and ready to blink,
your buttons are better and perky and pink
and they're so much softer to the touch.
And when you save a screen, it's just too much.
I could sit for hours and watch you de-frag!
Not to mention that twitchy shag
you do when we check your register.
Woof! I'd listen to you purr
Till Apple goes bust and we're back to stones
and chiseling notes on bison bones.
So come kiss me. Let's blog a-while.
Some things never go out of style.
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