[Carolyn Thomas-Coxhead]

Originally Posted by George Simmers

Basil -
If you really need advice on how to cop off with the opposite sex, why not try the ancient Egyptian method, as described in today's Guardian.
This involves running round the loved one's room naked, but with your trousers on your head.
Does it work? I'll let you know when I've tried it.

Smacks of Lt. Blackadder to me......