[FOsen]

Don’t let her think she has the upper hand,
You want to keep her constantly off base.
Call late and cancel dates you may have planned,
Point out each nascent blemish on her face.
Then, once you've got her softened up, strike fast
And when the morning comes, make sure you’re gone.
The night you bed a babe should be your last;
Select another target and move on.
If nothing’s happening, don’t be a dud,
Invent some stuff you’ll share among the boys
To boost your reputation as a stud.
A man we called “The Pro” espoused these ploys
And swore they drew the gulllible like flies—
Not women, though (he found, to his dismay),
Just hordes of insecure and pasty guys.