By the way, it's not the Washington Post tradition to publicly post potential entries in advance of the deadline, especially when, as in this contest, there's bound to be a lot of independent overlap. I'm sure that Pat will receive multiple titles that are exactly the same and will select the entry with the funniest description.
Also, many people start their preparations for a contest like this with a Google search looking for inspiration. They might find a bit too much inspiration if they stumble on this thread. I've gone ahead and placed the search-block codes in this post. I believe it will, within a few hours, apply retroactively to the entire thread.
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