[Carolyn Thomas-Coxhead]

Nice ones, Brian.

I was keeping mine below the hat but as I doubt I'll be Inked, here they are anyway:

Miss Daisy Driving!: A warning goes out to all road users in the city as a wealthy Tennessee banker’s young daughter grabs the wheel of the family car.

Her From Away: Residents of a quiet neighborhood take umbrage against an incomer and her unfamiliar habits.

Pitch Fever: Tear-jerking drama following the supporters’ guild of a baseball team from the sticks which rises to unexpected heights in the national league.

The Patient English: A group of would-be losers from the UK works out coping strategies for their prodigious lack of success with The Empress.

Desire of Wings: Fun for all the family in this latest Disney extravaganza about Icarus, the legend.


13 Moons Within a Year: Sci-fi nail-biter, a domesday movie for our environmentally-threatened times.

Club Jane Austen: The Book: A group of post-modern academics records the minutiae of its plans as it gathers to exact a personal vengeance on an early nineteenth century novelist.

Smokin’ Cheech and Still Chong: An unlikely pair of First Nation tribal leaders joins forces against the settlers in this fast-moving western epic.

Sisterhood Secrets of the Divine Ya Ya: Female cult worshippers are pursued for the mystery of their beatific state.

Ryan Saving – Private! Emotionally challenged teenager attempts to conceal his thrifty habits in the face of opposition from his consumer-focused peers.

Dynamite Napoleon! Breakaway group of suicide mercenaries intent on bringing an end to the sickening loss of life in the Peninsular Wars draws up a cunning plan.

Project The Blair Witch; UK New Labour spin-doctors resort to bread and human circuses and a stunt to use unpopular PM’s wife as a human cannonball in this political docu-drama for our times.

(The) Rabbit Who Framed Roger: World No 1 tennis pro brought down by a conniving rival known only for his Cotton-tail Suit disguise.

Vita La Dolce: Charming period biopic featuring bisexual garden designer and her fascinating string of lovers.

Mary! There’s Something About!: In an homage to Hammer House of Horror, young girl on a country house weekend stumbles into a nightmare.

Holiday Roman: historic feel-good movie about the tender side of a seasoned gladiator on vacation.

Samurai Seven: Determined to win a Daily Mail Rugby Sevens Championship, a group of fanatical amateurs will stop at nothing to achieve its goal.

Glory of Paths: Artist Christo is the focus of this beautifully-shot art movie about the emotionally tender side of his wrapping enterprise.

Man The Third! : When panic breaks out on a stricken cruise ship and lifeboats start capsising one by one, a brave steerage class steward takes charge.