Nice one, Roger.
A dairyman watering milk
Said, "My aim's not to profit or bilk.
I avoid common tap
Full of chlorine and crap
And use Spa for a blend smooth as silk.'
A trader who lived in Dundalk
Was the subject of slanderous talk.
His cheap cheese,'For The Saver',
Had a strange gritty flavour
Which his rivals suggested was chalk.
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