[Douglas G. Brown]

Despite the "predatory banks",
My only source of sorrow for
Financial pain is Uncle Frank’s
Profession as a borrower.

He has a Rockefeller’s taste
For Porsches, women, food, and wine;
The funds he squandered on this waste
Were mostly those of mine.

And Frank had also hedged his bet
(God bless his crooked little soul);
My assets, Frank had pledged to get
Some sort of Fed'ral dole.

Well, poor ol’ me and Uncle Sam
Will yank the plug tomorrow, for
We’ve had our fill of Frankie’s scam
As predatory borrower.