We've dug up Crookback Dick, and I fear
He is terribly bony, poor dear.
He once offered, of course,
His whole realm for a horse,
So let's feed him meatballs from Ikea.
A foodie cried out: 'This terrine
Contains traces of horse. That's obscene!
I need to be sure
What I'm eating is pure
Unadulterate true Soylent Green!'
Last edited by George Simmers; 02-26-2013 at 02:37 AM.
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