Good one, John!
Said Lot to his wife “Do not do it!
If once you look back, you will rue it.”
But she wouldn’t listen -
How Sodom did glisten! -
So now her remains fill the cruet.
Invasion at Hastings and Rye!
King Harold said “Lads, do or die
To repel the intruder!”
The Normans were ruder,
And gave him a poke in the eye.
There once was a thane called Macbeth
Who foully put Duncan to death.
“I fear”, said his wife
“That it wasn’t the knife,
But a blast of your horrible breath.”
Last edited by Brian Allgar; 03-27-2013 at 02:10 PM.
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