I'll recognize Susan, Michael C., Michael J., Patti, and David assuming they look almost the same, but everyone else? Please introduce yourselves if you ever figure out who I am. (While you're at it, let me know...)
I wear hiking boots most of the time not because I'm sick of looking glamorous but for the ankle support. Would that I could wear high heels and be as tall as Mike...
Consequently my excruciatingly feminine personality has to compensate for the lack of femininity of my feet.
