Good stuff here. I must admit George's Jimmy Savile will be difficult to beat. Meanwhile here's new, improved 'Snot'.
John Keats wrote 'A Sonnet to Snot', an
Effusion far better forgotten.
Though certain old fogeys
Assert Shelley's 'Bogeys,
A Ballad' is equally rotten.
There's Tennyson's 'Bumfluff', a verse
Neither prettily witty nor terse,
Whose every recital
Shows just how a title
Can make bad immeasurably worse;
Like 'Stanzas on Stroking a Scrotum
While Spinning Round Like a Teetotum',
Or 'Epical Farts
In Twenty-six Parts'.
And I ought to know since I wrote 'em.
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