How Your Postcode Affects Your Orgasm
(Title of an article in ‘Glamour’ magazine, April 2007)
Most folk with any common sense
Are celibate in NR9;
The jollies there are so intense
They have been known to snap your spine.
A climax in L24
Is barely worthy of the name;
You might not be entirely sure
Quite when or even if you came.
The toes will curl infrequently
In EH21, but you
Will be in fits of ecstasy
Around the clock in CF2.
The petit mort in OX8
Lasts half a second, then it’s gone,
But in E6 it’s bloody great;
It just goes on and on and on!
Last edited by Rob Stuart; 04-26-2013 at 04:45 PM.
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