Oh I love a man who can use the word rebarbative. Here's something I prepared earlier.
A friend of mine has Shakespeare as her computer helper.
Doctor William
William sits on my computer.
William watches all I do.
William is my troubleshooter.
William.
William?
William who?
Beardy William, baldy William,
William flowery, William terse,
Fancy William, pansy William,
William verse and worse.
William wily, William smiley,
William miserable as Job
William moody, William broody
William of the Globe.
Silly William, William Wiseguy,
William Mad and William Sane
English Willam, Roman William
William the Dane.
Graveyard William, Wormcast William,
Lying William, William True,
Flirty Willam, Dirty William,
William You-know-who.
Doctor William Shakeshaft-Stealscene,
William Upstart-Crow,
Doctor William No-wise
No-where
No-how
Doctor
KNOW!
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