The death of former Government Facilitator Ms. Thatcher offers us an opportunity to reassess her enormous contribution to the feminist project. The phallocratic establishment has always enjoyed bleating about how she never promoted a single womon to her cabinet, but Ms. Thatcher was simply sparing her fellow sisters the ignominy of being part of what amounted to little more than an irrelevant forum for primitive power displays and the accumulation of personal wealth. Wimmin, as she knew only too well, had far better things to do with their time than bear witness to the pathetic boy’s games that constitute the majority of government business. Let us also remember that in closing down Britain’s coal mines, Ms. Thatcher not only empowered those wimmin associated with fossil fuel extraction technicians by ensuring that both they and their life partners achieved wage parity (£0 per annum), she also drastically reduced the nation’s carbon footprint.
This is contemptible and pathetic, even by my notoriously low standards, but there we go.
Last edited by Rob Stuart; 04-28-2013 at 02:59 PM.
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