Read This Poem If You're Being Punished
I don't know what you did, what sin
you're expiating for,
but I conclude it must have been
a doozy, that's for sure!
Had your offense been slight or small
you would have got a sentence
of reading Bill McGonagall
to demonstrate repentance,
but since you're being made to read
these words then it must mean
you must have made somebody bleed
or spat upon the queen
or photographed Kate Middleton
undressed or in the raw.
It's cruel, but you must purge your sin
and read this. It's the law!
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