Sir John Major
Some of us would have been not inconsiderably gratified if asked to undertake her cremation personally. She made my Prime Ministership Hell, carping and criticizing like all the other bastards. Even when I managed a somewhat relaxing period of intercourse with Edwina, I could hear Margaret's voice in my head, telling me how incorrectly I was performing. Edwina said I ought to have found that quite thrilling; I merely found it - well, deflating.
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