I'm afraid I will squander any last particle of respect that might attend my name with the posting of what follows:
Which Came First, Diarrhea or Hemorrhoids?
Philosophers have long enjoyed
Discussing one idea:
Which came first, the hemorrhoid?
Or was it diarrhea?
It's fascinating, isn't it?
Put on your thinking cap.
We're grappling with some heavy shit,
This existential crap.
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