Village Smellage
Fetid Odour or Picking up the Local Atmosphere
In the village there’s a smellage:
There’s a spillage, I can tellage,
Of some sewage or some silage;
It’s been phewage for a whileage:
Whiff, I allege, of rank spoilage -
Will some swillage cleanse this soilage?
Who will rummage through the message?
Will a scrummage make it lessage -
Many willage hands make lightage
Pong that our village has blightage?
But untillage it’s rinsed clearage
I’m unwillage to go nearage!
(OK... 'scraping the bottom of the barrel'.)
Last edited by Graham King; 05-03-2013 at 10:40 PM.
Reason: I added 8 further lines and new title
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