I blog about geckos. Not just scientific facts about their gestation and breeding, but quirky human interest stories as well. My most popular story was about a nearsighted gecko who was tricked into marriage by a sparrow. Does this offend nature? You judge. Many people were taken with my portrait of a famous diva, formerly a member of Destiny's Child, who was rumored to enjoy caramelized gecko on pizza before every performance. My most disturbing story was about the mafia don who lined up a hundred and twenty geckos and murdered them with just one bullet from his Luger. If you are a book publisher, please call me.
Last edited by Roger Slater; 05-02-2013 at 08:22 AM.
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