Surprised this item hasn't been snapped up as a competition by one of the three weird setters.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/10/wo...es-tagine.html
Don't Begin The Tagine
(For Susan de Sola)
Dear Hollande, to escape PR trammels
Avoid Malians bearing young mammals.
Should you try to refuse
They end up in stews
And you're saddled with shame and more camels.