The judge was a gecko, the first of his kind.
The lawyer, of course, was a sparrow.
A diva had gotten herself in a bind
By shooting a frog with an arrow.
"A Luger, of course, for killing a frog
Who is not undergoing gestation,
Would be legal according to Don Tadpole's blog,"
Said the judge, after much cogitation,
"But destiny picked out a weapon for you
With laws that are not as precise.
Bailiff, bring pizza! I'll know what to do
By the time I've consumed my third slice!"
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