Is this what youi're looking for? I'm not sure it is - it isnt verse, I dont think, but it IS funny and it WAS here.
http://www.ablemuse.com/erato/ubbhtm...ML/000725.html
That link will lead you to this one which may be what you're talking about
:
http://www.419eater.com/html/oduobi_tokunbo.htm
And, just because I havent written anything new in forever, I am including MY contribution to the spam-fest.
Sick-Click
My E-Mail tells me what I miss -
The Insta-love - the Insta-kiss.
On floppy, hard drive, CD-ROM -
the torrid tapes of Pam and Tom.
I'm urged to purchase *Inches-Mo'*
to make my puny penis grow!!
If I subscribe to WebSite *X* -
I'll ALWAYS score the hottest sex.
*College Girls with Camera's Rolling -
Join Them in Their Naked Strolling!!*
*Fresh Farm-Girls Take It By the Horn!!*
(No wonder Daisy's jeans were torn)
*Increase Your Girth, Increase Your Size*
*Viagra Makes the Flaccid Rise*
I'm so confused by all these clicks -
Why DO they send such mail to chicks?
I read the titles, I delete;
Amazed, I hear the voice repeat,
"You have mail and it's disgraceful."
I find it all just so distasteful.
But wait - this ad - it speaks to ME -
*You, Too, Can Bounce Like Brittney*
I wonder ...hmmmm...no it's absurd!!
Smart girls don't trust the written word.
I read the small-print guarantee -
*A Chest to Defy Gravity*
It's not just men who can be rubes -
I'm sending cash - I'm buying boobs.
Lo