Driving is dangerous: It turns any previosly written poem into trash -
instantly!
Conversely, if you should happen to write a good poem, your whole history as a car driver will
never have happened, and history will be just as instantly rewritten: You will never have driven a car, have no driver's licence and none of the consequences of the car driving you've never done. This comes in very handy if you've been in a major traffic accident, or if you are about to get a ticket:
But sir, you don't want to extort money from a poor, good poet. Look, here is a good poem for your wife. What do you say I give it to you, and none of this will ever have happened?
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Svein Olav (The poet formerly known as
Solan )
[This message has been edited by Svein Olav Nyberg (edited October 03, 2005).]